This is a bittersweet week in the history of the great magazine Montage. We are making finishing touches on the first, and the last issue. All of our adoring fans will finally be able to see the great works of myself, Ellen, and Jessica. You will finally be able to see the bios of the stuntman Richard Hancock and the teacher Vanessa Mokry. You will finally be able see the opinions on the latest films and anime. And we, finally, will be able to move onto the dreaded SciTech. Oh we will cry when we are ripped away from our computers and our Indesign files. We will beg Ms. Young and Mr. Pace to let us stay and create more delicious content, just for you. There are many more films that we can report to you, Black Swan, Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Treader, Ong Bak 3, Blue Valentine, and so many more. How we wish to stay, but for all great things, there must be an end. And sadly, that end is now. I’m sure that my partners Ellen and Jessica feel the exact same way about this moment. Goodbye. This is Alex S., signing off. I’M OUTTA HERE FOOLZZZ!!!!! –Alex S.
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